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Family Doctor:
Call my wife, will you, and tell her I'm on my way home?
[beat] Family Doctor: And tell her thank you. Frank Beardsley: For what? Family Doctor: We don't have any children.
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Tom Bosley
(as Family Doctor)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
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Frank Beardsley:
[narrating why his ten kids resent him] Truthfully, I think they blamed me for neglecting their mother all those years. But there seemed to me that there was enough physical evidence I hadn't neglected her completely!
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Henry Fonda
(as Frank Beardsley)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
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Frank Beardsley:
[narrating] It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left.
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Henry Fonda
(as Frank Beardsley)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
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Frank Beardsley:
I don't quite understand. Am I being stupid?
Helen North: No, you're being a man. Which is sometimes the same thing.
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Lucille Ball
(as Helen North Beardsley)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
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Frank Beardsley:
Is that all? Why didn't she tell me?
Helen North: Because you would have said, "Is that all?".
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Lucille Ball
(as Helen North Beardsley)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
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Frank Beardsley:
This is the last time I'm going to bring it up but... you do like children, don't you?
Helen North: Yeah, within reason. Frank Beardsley: In that case, the hell with it.
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Henry Fonda
(as Frank Beardsley)
in
Yours, Mine and Ours
(1968)
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