Violet: Don't tell me you've gone and flipped for Rock?
[Peers at her]
Violet: Well, I'll be a writer's subplot. You have.

- Joan Blondell (as Violet) in Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

Rockwell Hunter: I'm not a failure. I'm the largest success there is. I'm an average guy. And all us average guys are successes. We run the works! Not the big guy behind the big desk!

- Tony Randall (as Rockwell P. Hunter / Himself / Lover Doll) in Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

Rita Marlowe: Don't leave me out, I have to be important in my own incorporated.

- Jayne Mansfield (as Rita Marlowe) in Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

Rita Marlowe: Don't talk dirty on TV, it's a family medium!

- Jayne Mansfield (as Rita Marlowe) in Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

Rita Marlowe: George, how come you never tried to kiss me before?
George Schmidlap: I never could get close enough.
[turns his head to the camera and raises his eyebrows up and down]

- Groucho Marx (as George Schmidlap) in Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

Rita Marlowe: How can I remember? I'm all excited because you're loving me up!

- Jayne Mansfield (as Rita Marlowe) in Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

Rita Marlowe: I picked him up, I can pick him down.

- Jayne Mansfield (as Rita Marlowe) in Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)