Quotes from We're No Angels (1955)

Amelie Ducotel: [Speaking of their daughter] Look! Every page of her diary... how much she loves him!
Felix Ducotel: [Befuddled] Hmmm? What? You - you - you read her private thoughts?
Amelie Ducotel: Why do you think I gave her the diary?

- Joan Bennett (as Amelie Ducotel) in We're No Angels (1955)

Amelie Ducotel: I'd like to talk to you if can spare a few minutes.
Joseph: A man sentenced to life can always spare a few minutes.

- Humphrey Bogart (as Joseph) in We're No Angels (1955)

Amelie Ducotel: It's you?
Joseph: How could I be anybody else?

- Humphrey Bogart (as Joseph) in We're No Angels (1955)

Jules: [on opening the petty cash box] You'll have to forgive me, it's been a while since I've done this
[closes eyes]
Jules: and I'm used to doing it in the dark.

- Peter Ustinov (as Jules) in We're No Angels (1955)

Jules: [Talking about Joseph] That's his life - selling people things they don't want for more than they can afford to buy.

- Peter Ustinov (as Jules) in We're No Angels (1955)

Jules: That is a very handsome woman.

- Peter Ustinov (as Jules) in We're No Angels (1955)

[Joseph brings Andre a spiny pineapple on a plate to eat with no utensils]
Andre Trochard: Knife! Fork! How am I supposed to eat that?
Joseph: [matter-of-factly] You eat it like an apple.
[Joseph gives him a look like this is common knowledge]

- Humphrey Bogart (as Joseph) in We're No Angels (1955)