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Hotel Manager:
Perhaps you can explain the red on this cigarette.
Cosmo Topper: Yes, I... cut my tongue when I was shaving this morning.
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Roland Young
(as Cosmo Topper)
in
Topper
(1937)
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George Kerby:
[goes to change Topper's flat tire] Well, I'll be darned if I waste any ectoplasm doing it.
[turns invisible]
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Cary Grant
(as George Kerby)
in
Topper
(1937)
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George Kerby:
My pet, resting's the sort of thing you've got to work up to gradually... very dangerous to rest all of a sudden.
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Cary Grant
(as George Kerby)
in
Topper
(1937)
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Constance Bennett
(as Marion Kerby)
in
Topper
(1937)
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George Kerby:
Say, if I'm in the way, you folks could leave.
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Cary Grant
(as George Kerby)
in
Topper
(1937)
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Cosmo Topper:
[drunk] Well, that's how I dance. How do you like it?
George Kerby: [smiles and nods politely] Yes, I thought that was pretty - bad.
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Cary Grant
(as George Kerby)
in
Topper
(1937)
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Cosmo Topper:
[to George, referring to his wife] Yes, I'v never - never beaten her.
[awkwardly] Cosmo Topper: Not... yet, I haven't. [pauses, then nods to liquor on the table] Cosmo Topper: Open the other bottle.
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Roland Young
(as Cosmo Topper)
in
Topper
(1937)
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Cosmo Topper:
[to two bewildered onlookers, who've been watching him talk to an invisible Marion] Well, is it *my* fault there's no one here?
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Roland Young
(as Cosmo Topper)
in
Topper
(1937)
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Cosmo Topper:
Good morning, Clara.
Mrs. Topper: Good morning, dear. You're late. Cosmo Topper: Oh... better late than never. Only 44 seconds, anyhow.
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Roland Young
(as Cosmo Topper)
in
Topper
(1937)
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Cosmo Topper:
Having a little chair trouble, but, don't pay any attention to it.
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Roland Young
(as Cosmo Topper)
in
Topper
(1937)
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