Clint Kelly: But I haven't got a band!
Jojo Jordan: [referring to D. Arnaz] With the possible exception of one or two of us, who has ?

- Eddie Bracken (as Jojo Jordan) in Too Many Girls (1940)

Jojo Jordan: Well, I'm not exactly wonderful, but I'm awfully attractive in a dynamic sort of way.

- Eddie Bracken (as Jojo Jordan) in Too Many Girls (1940)

Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: What's that other college for girls, the one that won't give its right name?
Harold L. Lister: Won't give its right name?
Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Smith

- Lucille Ball (as Consuelo 'Connie' Casey) in Too Many Girls (1940)

Manuelito Lynch: I'm not interested in the men.
Jojo Jordan: You must be from Vassar.

- Eddie Bracken (as Jojo Jordan) in Too Many Girls (1940)

[Trying to get the $300 needed to open the school]
Eileen Eilers: I'm president of the student body and prepared for almost ANY sacrifice.

- Frances Langford (as Eileen Eilers) in Too Many Girls (1940)

Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Don't be an all-American all your life!

- Lucille Ball (as Consuelo 'Connie' Casey) in Too Many Girls (1940)