Count Emilio Ponticelli: It is a pity that the race will now be won by a Protestant.
Mother Superior: A Protestant? Sisters, don't stand there gazing. This good Catholic needs our help!

- Flora Robson in Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (1965)

Sir Percy Ware-Armitage: And I've arranged for the Frenchman to be detained by a lovely young lady.
Courtney: Ho, ho, guvnor, I'll bet she's a bit of all right.
Sir Percy Ware-Armitage: You should know, Courtney, she's your daughter.
Courtney: But guvnor, she's an innocent young girl!
Sir Percy Ware-Armitage: Not IS, Courtney, WAS!

- Terry-Thomas in Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (1965)

Lord Rawnsley: The trouble with these international affairs is they attract foreigners.

- Robert Morley in Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (1965)