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Matt Helm:
Well, I'm supposed to meet Linka tonight and they've set me up for a hit. But I'm gonnna shock her out of her miniskirt.
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Dean Martin
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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Count Massimo Contini:
Actually, I would have preferred to live in a different century, Florence in the 13th or Germany in the 18th. Wouldn't you, Mr. Helm?
Matt Helm: No, it'd be all wrong. I'd be dead by now.
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Dean Martin
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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Count Massimo Contini:
In our civilized business, this is the traditional time to offer you a cigarette or some liquid refreshment, perhaps. But since we are professional people on limiting time schedules, I suggest that we dispense with such amenities.
Matt Helm: Oh, no, let's not dispense with any of those things.
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Dean Martin
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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Freya Carlson:
[After falling into a deep pond] It's too deep.
Matt Helm: Too deep, huh? [She nods] Matt Helm: I wanna ask you a question. Whose side are you on? Freya Carlson: Well, I'm an agent. And I also happen to be a good one. And I'm also a woman! [She storms away] Matt Helm: It *was* the wig.
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Dean Martin
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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Freya Carlson:
[their car is a wreck] Mr. Helm, I'm afraid the car is broken.
Matt Helm: The car is broken? Freya Carlson: Yes. [reaches inside the wreckage] Freya Carlson: Oh! My hat! My hat's ok.
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Sharon Tate
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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Freya Carlson:
It just so happens that I know where Yu-Rang hangs her kimono.
Matt Helm: I'll bet you do.
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Dean Martin
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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Lola Medina:
I'm a gypsy, Mr. Helm. My father was a gypsy. And he taught us one thing: wise men enjoy pleasure before business.
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Tina Louise
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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Dean Martin
in
The Wrecking Crew
(1969)
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