Garbage Man: [after Mark rescues Chloe from the back of the garbage truck] Hey you know something? I'll bet that's why Brutus wouldn't let me in the truck, he knew that little pooch was in there.
Mark Garrison: It's certainly looking that way, don't you think, Fran?

- Dean Jones in The Ugly Dachshund (1966)

Fran Garrison: Mark it's hard enough to cater a party for 60 people without that four legged demolition squad around.
Mark Garrison: Demolition squad? Well what about that, that wrecking crew of yours?
[the Daucshunds]

- Dean Jones in The Ugly Dachshund (1966)

Mark Garrison: Look out, rion.
[Kenji jumps back into the tree]

- Dean Jones in The Ugly Dachshund (1966)