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Quotes from The Trouble with Harry (1955)

19 quotes
Jerry Mathers
Miss Graveley: [Arnie puts a dead rabbit on the table while the Captain and Miss Graveley are having tea] What do you call him?
Arnie: Dead.
Capt. Wiles: Where did you get him?
Arnie: I found him.
Miss Graveley: Where did you find him?
Arnie: [Looking at the tea table] In the blueberry muffins.
- Jerry Mathers (as Arnie Rogers) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

Mildred Natwick
Miss Graveley: [to Capt. Wiles] I'm grateful to you for burying my body.
- Mildred Natwick (as Miss Ivy Gravely) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

John Forsythe
Miss Graveley: How old do you think I am young man?
Sam Marlowe: Hmm... fifty. How old do you think you are?
Miss Graveley: Forty-two! I can show you my birth certificate.
Sam Marlowe: I'm afraid you're going to have to show more than your birth certificate to convince a man of that.
- John Forsythe (as Sam Marlowe) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

Jerry Mathers
Sam Marlowe: Didn't know you had such a pretty mother, Arnie.
Arnie: You think she's pretty, you should see my slingshot.
- Jerry Mathers (as Arnie Rogers) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

Edmund Gwenn
Sam Marlowe: I think, Captain Wiles, we're tangled up in a murder.
Capt. Wiles: Murder. If it's murder who dunnit?
Sam Marlowe: Who did it?
Capt. Wiles: That's what I say, whodunnit?
- Edmund Gwenn (as Capt. Albert Wiles) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

Edmund Gwenn
Sam Marlowe: Let's get Harry and pop him in.
Capt. Wiles: With hasty reverence.
- Edmund Gwenn (as Capt. Albert Wiles) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

Jerry Mathers
Sam Marlowe: Perharps I'll come back tomorrow.
Arnie: When's that?
Sam Marlowe: The day after today.
Arnie: That's yesterday. Today's tomorrow.
Sam Marlowe: It was.
Arnie: When was tomorrow yesterday?
Sam Marlowe: Today.
Arnie: Oh, sure. Yesterday.
- Jerry Mathers (as Arnie Rogers) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

John Forsythe
Sam Marlowe: You're not supposed to bury bodies whenever you find them. It makes people suspicious.
- John Forsythe (as Sam Marlowe) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

John Forsythe
Arnie: How do rabbits get born?
Sam Marlowe: Same way elephants do.
- John Forsythe (as Sam Marlowe) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)

Edmund Gwenn
Capt. Wiles: [after Dr. Greenbow trips over the body] Couldn't have had more people here if I'd sold tickets.
- Edmund Gwenn (as Capt. Albert Wiles) in The Trouble with Harry (1955)