Walter Hale: Sit down!
Charlene: Why?
Walter Hale: 'Y' is a crooked letter.

- Elvis Presley in The Trouble with Girls (1969)

Betty Smith: Do you think Romeo and Juliet had pre-marital relations?
Mr. Drewcolt: Only in the Des Moines company.

- John Carradine in The Trouble with Girls (1969)