Lory Filch: You're a fine one, Vickers Cavendish. Wasting your time reading when you should be thinking up some scheme to defraud. - Walter Burke in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Phileas Fogg III: Moe, about how long would you say I've been having kippers for breakfast? Moe: Man and boy, I'd say we've been eating our kippers every day for, it must be 11 years, sir. Phileas Fogg III: Time for a change. Starting tomorrow, I'd like sausages. Moe: Oh, those ugly little brown - SAUSAGES? - Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Larry: I had the brains to steal this from the Duke's palace next door. [pulls fresh newspaper from coat] Larry: You thought I was stupid, didn't ya? Moe: Now I'm sure of it. - Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Larry: Oh, boy! We're going around the world on our wits! Moe: With your wits, you won't get past the front door. - Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Larry: You don't think I'm going to let that blind bat throw knives at me, do you? Moe: Blind bat? Why, he can see better than you can and I can prove it. Larry: Well, you better prove it. [picks up large round tray and holds it up to Curly-Joe's eyes] Moe: Maha. Curly-Joe: [peers in opposite direction] Aha? Moe: Rajah! [Curly-Joe turns around and stares closely at tray] Moe: What is this? Curly-Joe: Half a dollar. Larry: You're right. I thought it was a dime. - Larry Fine in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Moe: If you keep on trying, you'll always have a chance. Larry: Yeah, and we'll starve to death in the meantime. - Larry Fine in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Moe: The rajah says that at this time he will throw the razor-edged daggers at random. Larry: Random? Get him up here. Hey, Randy, come on. Moe: [glowering at Larry] Pardon me, Mister Random. - Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Moe: The rajah says that he will, without the aid of a telescope, shoot a raisin from the top of this gentleman's head. Larry: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. Shoot *what* raisin from *which* gentleman's head? Moe: Oh, pardon me for calling you a gentleman, sir. - Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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Moe: We are official bodyguards. Also double as man Friday. Larry: And Saturday. - Larry Fine in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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[after a prolonged fight in the dark where everyone keeps hitting the wrong people before finally knocking out the bad guys] Moe: I knew you'd get the right ones if you kept on swinging. - Moe Howard in The Three Stooges Go Around the World in a Daze (1963)

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