Quotes from The Swimmer (1968)

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Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: I'm a very special human being. Noble. And splendid.
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: I'm cold. What's the matter with that sun? There's no heat in it.
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: If there is anything you want, anything at all. Come to me. I will be your guardian angel.
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: Just one lane. I want to swim just one lane. Y-You don't understand.
Pool cashier: I understand you ain't got a half a buck. That's all I'm supposed to understand.
Ned Merrill: But can't you make an exception just this once? My house is right over there on the hill. I'll come straight back with the money.
Pool cashier: Get the hell out of there, mister.
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: On a scale of one to ten, how good is he in bed?
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: Pool by pool, they form a river all the way to our house.
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: This is the day Ned Merrill swims across the county.
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: Yes, Sir, those kids of mine think I got all the answers. Those kids of mine think I'm just about it!
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: You loved it. You loved it. We *both* loved it. *You loved it!*
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

Burt Lancaster
Ned Merrill: You must be crazy. Everybody's gone crazy today. I just came from the Biswangers. They snubbed me... everybody at their party snubbed me. They've even got my hot dog wagon.
- Burt Lancaster (as Ned Merrill) in The Swimmer (1968)

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