Matt Helm: [picking up the phone] Wrong hacienda. - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Matt Helm: [to Gail] You know, if you were an Indian, Custer would still be alive. - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Matt Helm: [to Tina] Making love to you is like playing Russian Roulette. - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Matt Helm: Don't you think we should be introduced first? Barbara: You're Matt Helm. Matt Helm: Good enough for me. - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Matt Helm: I couldn't help noticing, but, these are your clothes? Barbara: What if they are? Matt Helm: Oh, I know you have a headache but don't take it out on me, I mean, what should I do with these? Barbara: [in a breathy voice] Just throw them anywhere. I won't be needing them 'til morning. - Nancy Kovack (as Barbara) in The Silencers (1966)

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Matt Helm: My name is Chump. Matt Chump. - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Matt Helm: The soap, please, Miss Kravezit. - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Matt Helm: Well, they finally figured out how to get blood out of a stone... - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Tina aka Cowboy: [after Matt has a wet first encounter with Gail at the swimming pool] I can't leave you alone for a second, can I? Matt Helm: Not if you want to keep me dry. Tina aka Cowboy: [Discussing Gail] Quite a girl. Matt Helm: That is not a girl, Tina. That's a disaster area. - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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Tina aka Cowboy: This is just like old times. Matt Helm: Yeah, especially with that body on the floor. [Pointing to Barbara in the background, who has just been shot twice in the back by Tina] Tina aka Cowboy: What do we do with *her*? Matt Helm: You put her on ice, let ICE take care of it. Tina aka Cowboy: And what happens when the maid walks in, in the morning? Matt Helm: You know, you're right. Let's put her in my bed, so we don't arouse suspicion. [Matt and Tina start walking towards Barbara's body, cut] - Dean Martin (as Matt Helm) in The Silencers (1966)

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