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Walt Whittaker:
[to Alison] Did your brother Fred come with you?
Walt Whittaker: Hi, Fred come in! I've got him now [jumps on Kolchin's back]
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Carl Reiner
(as Walt Whittaker)
in
The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming
(1966)
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Police Chief Link Mattocks:
I thought all the nuts went home on Labor Day.
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Brian Keith
(as Police Chief Link Mattocks)
in
The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming
(1966)
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Alice Foss, Telephone Operator:
Well, I'm sorry to bother you, Chief Mattocks, but I just had a call from Muriel Everett.
Police Chief Link Mattocks: What is it, what's she want? Alice Foss, Telephone Operator: She was shouting that I should call you, because according to her - well, Muriel said the Russians have landed! Police Chief Link Mattocks: Want to give me that again, Alice? Alice Foss, Telephone Operator: Muriel said the Russians have landed, whatever that means, Chief. And she said they were attacking her personally! Police Chief Link Mattocks: Remember last time, when she called about that Peeping Tom - you know who that was, don't you? It was that Luther Grilk's horse.
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Brian Keith
(as Police Chief Link Mattocks)
in
The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming
(1966)
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[after the Russians in the boat eluded capture]
Fendall Hawkins: I'm holding you responsible! [draws sword] Fendall Hawkins: As Commander of the Civilian Forces, in this emergency! I'm charging you with treason! Police Chief Link Mattocks: Gimme that thing! [grabs his sword and breaks it in half] Fendall Hawkins: [half tearful-half enraged] That's a Dexter F. Mettles Memorial Sword. Police Chief Link Mattocks: Yeah. Fendall Hawkins: [enraged] You traitorous fink! [goes for Mattocks, resulting in a brawl]
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Paul Ford
(as Fendall Hawkins)
in
The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming
(1966)
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[after their submarine runs aground]
The Russian Captain: [in Russian; subtitled] Devil take it! What a mess! What a mess.
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Theodore Bikel
(as The Russian captain)
in
The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming
(1966)
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[last lines]
Luther Grilk: [as he gallops through the slums] The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming!
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Ben Blue
(as Luther Grilk)
in
The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming
(1966)
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