Dennis Barlow: Aimee, wait. Now... My dear girl, don't you realize? It's only been money that's been holding me back.
Aimee Thanatogenous: An American would despise himself for living off his wife.
Dennis Barlow: Yes, but you see, I'm English, and we have none of these prejudices in the older and more developed civilizations.

- Robert Morse (as Dennis Barlow) in The Loved One (1965)

Dennis Barlow: They say dear Francis Hinsley, they say that you were hung. With red protruding eyeballs and black protruding tongue.

- Robert Morse (as Dennis Barlow) in The Loved One (1965)

Dusty Acres: [In thick southern drawl] Ah shore do feel bad about yore uncle. He's the one that learned me good English.

- Robert Easton (as Dusty Acres) in The Loved One (1965)

Henry Glenworthy: Listen, I've got to make a little trip over to Beverly Hills... to see a man about a dog.

- Jonathan Winters (as Henry Glenworthy / Rev. Wilbur Glenworthy) in The Loved One (1965)

Immigration Officer: Is that some kind of Beatles haircut?

- James Coburn (as Immigration Officer) in The Loved One (1965)