William 'Bill' Bowers: And that was when the Vigaro hit the Mixmaster.

- Jack Webb in The Last Time I Saw Archie (1961)

William 'Bill' Bowers: No luck huh?
Archie Hall: Oh this goes way, way beyond luck, buddy. I think we may have finally reached the point where we're operating in the realm of the supernatural.

- Robert Mitchum in The Last Time I Saw Archie (1961)

Pvt. Russell Drexler: And maybe you haven't given any thought to how much you are a sitting duck in one of those things.
Archie Hall: Aw, now, what is a sitting duck but a duck that just happens to be sitting?
Pvt. Sam Beacham: [Sarcastically] "What is a DEAD duck but a duck that just happens to be DEAD?"

- Louis Nye in The Last Time I Saw Archie (1961)

Pvt. Russell Drexler: Have you seen the newsreel shots of those English glider invasions? The whole idea seems to be to try and crash through as many fences as you can before you burst into flames.

- Louis Nye in The Last Time I Saw Archie (1961)