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Quotes from The Italian Job (1969)

10 quotes
Michael Caine
Dominic: Shouldn't we synchronise our watches?
Charlie Croker: Nuts to your watches! You just be at the Piazza at a quarter to...

Michael Caine
Charlie Croker: It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.

Michael Caine
Charlie Croker: Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.

Michael Caine
Charlie Croker: You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

Michael Caine
Charlie Croker: You'll be making a grave error if you kill us.
Charlie Croker: There are a quarter of a million Italians in Britain and they'll be made to suffer. Every restaurant, cafe, ice-cream parlor, gambling den and nightclub in London, Liverpool and Glasgow will be smashed.

Michael Caine
Lorna: [after hearing a rapid knock at the door] It's the Law, Charlie!
Charlie Croker: What you tell 'em?
Lorna: Charlie, would I tell them anything?
Charlie Croker: ...Yes you would.

Michael Caine
Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.

Irene Handl
Miss Peach: [Camp Freddy has one of Miss Peach's cats on his lap] I shouldn't let her do that, dear. Gives them ideas.

Michael Caine
[Arthur blows up a truck]
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Michael Caine
[last lines]
Charlie Croker: Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.