Agnes: If sex were the only thing that really mattered, the whole world would be run by rabbits!

- Nanette Fabray in The Happy Ending (1969)

Flo: Lucky my mother hated breast-feeding or I'd've been alcoholic before I could walk.

- Shirley Jones in The Happy Ending (1969)

[last lines]
Mary Wilson: If... if right now we were not married, if you were free, would you marry me again ?

- Jean Simmons in The Happy Ending (1969)