Dink Wells: [drinking from a stream, just ahead of the posse] Agh, I hate water, just hate it!

- Noah Beery Jr. (as Dink Wells) in The Fastest Gun Alive (1956)

[during a bank robbery]
Bank Customer: Vinnie Howard! I thought it was you.
[Howard shoots the customer]
Vinnie Harold: Now you can be positive.

- Broderick Crawford (as Vinnie Harold) in The Fastest Gun Alive (1956)

[first lines]
Vinnie Harold: I'm lookin' for Fallon.

- Broderick Crawford (as Vinnie Harold) in The Fastest Gun Alive (1956)

[George straps on his gunbelt]
Dora Temple: What difference does that make?
George Temple: They've got to know who I am.

- Glenn Ford (as George Temple / George Kelby, Jr.) in The Fastest Gun Alive (1956)

[last lines]
Lou Glover: Must give you a funny feeling to look at your own grave.
Dora Temple: What's down there, Lou?
Lou Glover: Oh, just a coffin full of stones and the reputation of the fastest gun alive.
Dora Temple: And the gun?
George Temple: That's down there, too.
Dora Temple: Well, I guess that takes care of everything.
George Temple: I guess we can go home now.

- Glenn Ford (as George Temple / George Kelby, Jr.) in The Fastest Gun Alive (1956)