Ezra Fitton: All this reading books he does, it's not natural.
Lucy Fitton: You wouldn't know what natural is.
Ezra Fitton: My father always used to say if it were natural you'd see animals doing it. I never saw a horse reading.

- John Mills in The Family Way (1966)

Ezra Fitton: He walked in 'ere like it were a public convenience

- John Mills in The Family Way (1966)

Ezra Fitton: It says here if the Chinese go on increasing, there'll not be enough food left to go around. Someone ought to tell them Chinese to stop it.
Lucy Fitton: Why don't you? They might take notice.

- Marjorie Rhodes in The Family Way (1966)

Lucy Fitton: Would you say there was anything odd or queer about a fellow that went on his honeymoon and took his pal with him?

- Marjorie Rhodes in The Family Way (1966)

[last lines]
Ezra Fitton: That's life, son. At your age it'll make you laugh but one day it'll make you bloody cry!

- John Mills in The Family Way (1966)