Quotes from The Facts of Life (1960)

5 quotes
Lucille Ball
Larry Gilbert: ...and she said, "That's not a new stance - "
Kitty Weaver: That's a new husband.
- Lucille Ball (as Kitty Weaver) in The Facts of Life (1960)

Bob Hope
Larry Gilbert: [Kitty yawns during Larry's routine] Madam, your Vodka gimlets are showing. Vodka, that's an alcohol rub from the inside.
- Bob Hope (as Larry Gilbert) in The Facts of Life (1960)

Lucille Ball
Kitty Weaver: [after Larry criticizes her for buying a rabbit instead of a chicken at the grocery store] IT WAS LYING DOWN!
- Lucille Ball (as Kitty Weaver) in The Facts of Life (1960)

Lucille Ball
Kitty Weaver: Am I really doing this? Me, Kitty Weaver? Secretary to the PTA? Den mother to the Cub Scouts? Am I really going to San Francisco to spend the weekend... with the husband of my best friend?
- Lucille Ball (as Kitty Weaver) in The Facts of Life (1960)

Bob Hope
Kitty Weaver: Can't sleep.
Larry Gilbert: Me either.
Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.
Larry Gilbert: Me too.
Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?
Larry Gilbert: Suicide.
Kitty Weaver: Ever do it?
Larry Gilbert: Only late at night.
- Bob Hope (as Larry Gilbert) in The Facts of Life (1960)