Elmer: [to his girlfriend, thinking he's going to jail] No matter what happens, my last thought will always be of you.
[they both get dragged into a room that's revealed to be the judge's office]

- Buster Keaton (as Elmer) in The E-Flat Man (1935)

Elmer: I'm the small shrimp with the flat hat and this is the moll with the blonde sport suit.

- Buster Keaton (as Elmer) in The E-Flat Man (1935)