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Hammer:
Jail is no place for a young fellow. There's no advancement.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Hammer:
Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Chico: Why a duck?
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Chico Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Hammer:
Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Hammer:
Wages? Do you want to be wage slaves? Answer me that!
Bellhops: No. Hammer: No, of course not. But what makes wage slaves? Wages!
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Groucho Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Hammer:
Well, my mother and father talked it over and they finally moved to New York, a little house in the Bronx. And it was in that little house that Abraham Lincoln was born, much to my father's surprise. And that, boys and girls, was the beginning of the Lincoln Highway.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Hammer:
What would you like? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
Chico: No. I'll take a Pollack in the basement.
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Chico Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Hammer:
Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. *Nobody* lives there.
-
Groucho Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Hammer:
You can have any kind of a home you want. You can even get stucco. Oh, how you can get stucco.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Chico:
Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill *you* for money.
[Harpo looks dejected] Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles]
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Chico Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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Groucho Marx
in
The Cocoanuts
(1929)
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