[After Jennifer Griggs and her boyfriend are soaked by rain, Jennifer quickly exchanges her wet dress for a provocative blanket]
Ben Griggs: What does she do?
Sam Griggs: She's a librarian.
Ben Griggs: Must read a lot.

- Keenan Wynn (as Ben Griggs) in The Cockeyed Miracle (1946)

[Sam the ghost walks through his first wall]
Sam Griggs: Look, Pa, no hands!
Ben Griggs: Just as easy as I used to go through a week's pay.

- Keenan Wynn (as Ben Griggs) in The Cockeyed Miracle (1946)

[Two ghosts argue about the family finances]
Sam Griggs: All you left Ma and me was a fifteen-dollar saloon bill.
Ben Griggs: I'll thank you to treat you father with more respect.

- Keenan Wynn (as Ben Griggs) in The Cockeyed Miracle (1946)