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Mr. Grover:
If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good!
Martha Phelps: Oh no, no... Wolf J. Flywheel: Fiancée? Martha Phelps: Yes. Wolf J. Flywheel: You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?
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Groucho Marx
in
The Big Store
(1941)
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Wolf J. Flywheel:
[Flywheel has mistaken the Hastings brothers for the killers and handcuffed them] There you are. I give you the killers.
Tommy Rogers: Why, it's the Hastings brothers, the men who are going to buy the store. Wolf J. Flywheel: Gentlemen, I'm terribly sorry, but it's really not my fault. You certainly do look like crooks.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Big Store
(1941)
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Wolf J. Flywheel:
[In "Sing While You Sell" number] Come on, Wacky: Nagasaki!
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Groucho Marx
in
The Big Store
(1941)
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Ravelli:
I take-a your picture. Hey! Look at me and laugh.
Wolf J. Flywheel: I've been doing that for 20 years.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Big Store
(1941)
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Martha Phelps:
Tell me, Wolfie dear, will we have a beautiful home?
Wolf J. Flywheel: Of course. You're not planning on moving, are you? Martha Phelps: No, but, uh, I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along, and, uh, you'll forget all about me. Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Big Store
(1941)
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Woman Shopper:
[to Flywheel lying on a bed] Can you tell me the price of this bed?
Wolf J. Flywheel: $8000 Shopper: Why that's preposterous! I can get the same bed anywhere in town for $25. Wolf J. Flywheel: Yes, but not with me in it!
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Groucho Marx
in
The Big Store
(1941)
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[Wolf is about to propose to Martha]
Wolf J. Flywheel: Martha, dear, there are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity. Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they? Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.
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Groucho Marx
in
The Big Store
(1941)
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