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Stagehand:
You got more scenery in this show than there is in Yellowstone National Park!
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Richard Alexander
(as Stagehand)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Tony Hunter:
No, don't say it - "Tony Hunter! 1953!" I hereby declare my independence. Tony Hunter, 1776.
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Fred Astaire
(as Tony Hunter)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Tony Hunter:
Oh, I'm afraid I've been very rude, I haven't told you how wonderful you were tonight.
Gabrielle Gerard: Oh, thank you, I'm a great admirer of your work. Tony Hunter: I didn't think you'd even heard of me. Gabrielle Gerard: Heard of you? I used to see all your pictures when I was a little girl. And I'm still a fan, I recently went to see a revival of them at the museum... Tony Hunter: [offended] Museum? 'Step right this way, ladies and gentlemen, Egyptian mummies, extinct reptiles, and Tony Hunter, the grand old man of the dance!" Gabrielle Gerard: I didn't mean... Tony Hunter: Young lady, I'll have you know I can still thread a needle without my eyeglasses and still occasionally do a soft-shoe shuffle! Nothing balletic of course... Gabrielle Gerard: You're not a ballet devotee, are you? Tony Hunter: Oh, yes! I saw all the greats - Pavlova, Carsanova, you don't see dancing like that nowadays. Oh, I'm terribly sorry... Gabrielle Gerard: Oh, that's all right! I wouldn't expect you to class me with Pavlova. In fact I doubt even she'd be good enough for you. You'd probably insist on an audition first! Tony Hunter: Darn right, I'd audition my own grandmother. Gabrielle Gerard: Then why don't you audition mine? She'd be just about right for you! Oh, I'm sorry... Tony Hunter: Oh, no you're not. Gabrielle Gerard: No I'm not! Tony Hunter: Neither am I!
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Fred Astaire
(as Tony Hunter)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Tony Hunter:
She was bad. She was dangerous. I wouldn't trust her any farther than I could throw her. But... she was my kind of woman.
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Fred Astaire
(as Tony Hunter)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Tony Hunter:
She was scared. Scared as a turkey in November.
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Fred Astaire
(as Tony Hunter)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Tony Hunter:
The city was asleep. The joints were closed. The rats and hoods and killers were in their holes.
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Fred Astaire
(as Tony Hunter)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Lily Marton:
We're not fighting! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!
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Nanette Fabray
(as Lily Marton)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Gabrielle Gerard:
That's an early Degas, isn't it?
[examines painting] Gabrielle Gerard: 1877... Tony Hunter: [playing up their age difference] Yeah, I swiped it from his desk in school. Was he sore...
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Fred Astaire
(as Tony Hunter)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Gabrielle Gerard:
The show's a big hit, Tony... It's going to run for a long time.As far as I'm concerned, it's going to run forever.
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Cyd Charisse
(as Gabrielle Gerard)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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Nanette Fabray
(as Lily Marton)
in
The Band Wagon
(1953)
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