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Sheila Sommers:
[referring to Francesca] You don't trust her, do you?
Matt Helm: I don't trust any woman.
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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Quintana:
[struggling to stay afloat in a settling vat] I can't swim!
Matt Helm: Drink yourself to the bottom.
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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Quintana:
This is our light beer. Care for a taste?
Matt Helm: Oh, I never touch the stuff. Except when I'm working.
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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Jose Ortega:
[toasting] Cheers!
Francesca Madeiros: [also toasting] Skol! Matt Helm: Sure it's cold. It's got ice in it.
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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Courier Slaygirl:
Long distance call for you, Mr. Helm. Hop aboard.
Courier Slaygirl: [Matt sits himself down on the back of her scooter] I go pretty fast. Better find something to hang on to. Matt Helm: [Matt knowingly looks at the camera] Crazy.
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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Member of firing squad:
Silence!
Matt Helm: I believe the expression is, eh, 'Silence, Yankee dog', eh? Matt Helm: [the guard does not answer] 'Yankee pig'?
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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[a new female recruit gets turned on by Frank Sinatra's "Strangers in the Night" playing in the background]
Matt Helm: You really like Perry Como that much?
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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[Matt is shown a new weapon which gives a whole new meaning to the term "bullet bra"]
Linda: It's not a gun, Mr. Helm. It's the new weapon they gave me, developed right here in our labs. Matt Helm: Developed pretty well, too! Linda: May I point out... Matt Helm: You already do! Linda: ...that that's why you're here. To become familiar with our latest equipment. Matt Helm: You right. An agent should always keep *abreast* of the times!
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Dean Martin
in
The Ambushers
(1967)
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