Quotes from The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T (1953)

3 quotes
Hans Conried
Bart Collins: I don't think the piano is my instrument.
Dr. Terwilliker: What other instruments are there, pray tell? Scratchy violins, screechy piccolos, nauseating trumpets, et cetera, et cetera?

Hans Conried
Dr. Terwilliker: [singing] I want my lavender spats!

Hans Conried
Dr. Terwilliker: "the idiotic cock-eyed flum-dummery"