Stan: I see a monkey.
Oliver: A what?
Stan: A monkey.
Oliver: Well it doesn't surprise me a bit.If you don't quit drinking that brandy,you'll be seeing pink elephants.

- Oliver Hardy in Swiss Miss (1938)

Stan: I see a monkey.
Oliver: That doesn't surprise me a bit

- Oliver Hardy in Swiss Miss (1938)

Oliver: I thought you told me I had her in the palm of my hand.
Stan: Well you did, but you didn't play your cards right.

- Stan Laurel in Swiss Miss (1938)

Cheese Factory Propietor: Now I've an idea.
Oliver, Stan: You've an idea?
Cheese Factory Propietor: I'll buy the whole business for five thousand gruel.
Oliver: Why for you're being so generous, we'll throw in our mule.
Stan: You can't do that, Ollie, don't be such a fool.
Oliver: It's my idea! It's just an idea of my own.

- Oliver Hardy in Swiss Miss (1938)