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Sidney Falco:
Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.
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Tony Curtis
(as Sidney Falco)
in
Sweet Smell of Success
(1957)
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Sidney Falco:
Sure, the columnists can't do without us, except our good and great friend J.J. forgets to mention that. You see, we furnish him with items.
J.J. Hunsecker: What, some cheap, gruesome gags? Sidney Falco: You print 'em, don't ya? J.J. Hunsecker: Yes, with your clients' names attached. That's the only reason the poor slobs pay you - to see their names in my column all over the world. Now, I make it out, you're doing *me* a favor?... The day I can't get along without a press agents' handouts, I'll close up shop and move to Alaska, lock, stock, and barrel.
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Burt Lancaster
(as J.J. Hunsecker)
in
Sweet Smell of Success
(1957)
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Sidney Falco:
The cat's in a bag and the bag's in a river.
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Tony Curtis
(as Sidney Falco)
in
Sweet Smell of Success
(1957)
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Sidney Falco:
Watch me run a 50-yard dash with my legs cut off!
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Tony Curtis
(as Sidney Falco)
in
Sweet Smell of Success
(1957)
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Sidney Falco:
You're walking around blind, Frank, without a cane.
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Tony Curtis
(as Sidney Falco)
in
Sweet Smell of Success
(1957)
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Burt Lancaster
(as J.J. Hunsecker)
in
Sweet Smell of Success
(1957)
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