William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.: [to the barber about his son's moustache] Take that barnacle off his lip.

- Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr. (1928)

William 'Steamboat Bill' Canfield Sr.: I'll run on this river if I'm the only passenger on the boat.

- Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr. (1928)

William Canfield Jr.: That must have happened when the dough fell in the tool chest.

- Buster Keaton (as William Canfield Jr.) in Steamboat Bill Jr. (1928)