Harry Leeds, Owner of Chez Harry: Charlie, look! Charlie, look! They're making love, they're making love!

- Richard Burton in Staircase (1969)

Charles Dyer: I feel like a whore at a choir boy's orgy.

- Rex Harrison in Staircase (1969)

Charles Dyer: I mean you're hardly Genghis Khan, so don't waft your feathers too high or we'll see your corsets!

- Rex Harrison in Staircase (1969)

[repeated line]
Charles Dyer: I beg yours, I beg yours, rub-a-dub.

- Rex Harrison in Staircase (1969)