Stan: If you don't be careful, she's going to get the upper hand of you.

- Stan Laurel (as Stan) in Sons of the Desert (1933)

Dr. Horace Meddick: What seems to be the trouble?
Stan: I think he's suffering from a nervous shakedown.

- Stan Laurel (as Stan) in Sons of the Desert (1933)

Oliver: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
Stan: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.

- Stan Laurel in Sons of the Desert (1933)

Oliver: Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.

- Oliver Hardy in Sons of the Desert (1933)