Police Officer Hanson: [to Prof. Ashton] I'm very sorry, Professor, but did our brand-new patrol car get in your way?

- James Westerfield (as Police Officer Hanson) in Son of Flubber (1963)

Alonzo Hawk: Why, if you weren't deductible, I'd disown you.

- Keenan Wynn (as Alonzo P. Hawk) in Son of Flubber (1963)

Defense Secretary: Don't let those double-breasted suits up there fool you. Those boys are tough.

- Edward Andrews (as Defense Secretary) in Son of Flubber (1963)

Defense Secretary: Oh, you'll be recompensed. Goodness knows the Armed Services are never chintzy. Now what we do, we beard the Appropriations boys in Congress. Matter of fact, I'm putting two of my bravest financial officers on the mission.

- Edward Andrews (as Defense Secretary) in Son of Flubber (1963)

Defense Secretary: Remember, you're in Washington. Stop trying to be reasonable about money or you're going to bollocks up the whole thing.

- Edward Andrews (as Defense Secretary) in Son of Flubber (1963)