Snow White: I love you just as you are, all three of you.
Larry: Gee. Only our mother ever said that without laughing in our faces.

- Larry Fine in Snow White and the Three Stooges (1961)

[hawking an all-purpose "medicine" called Yuk]
Moe: Become the envy of your friends. Surprise your wife. You, lady, grow a beard and surprise your husband!

- Moe Howard in Snow White and the Three Stooges (1961)