Leech: [referring to LSD] Hey, maybe if I took some of that stuff... I wouldn't have to rape anybody no more! - Michael Constantine (as Leech) in Skidoo (1968)

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Tower Guard: [after taking LSD] Hey. Hey, you look like a flower. Tower Guard: That's funny. I feel like a flower! - Fred Clark (as Tower Guard) in Skidoo (1968)

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Tower Guard: [referring to a hot-air balloon] It's a great, big, beautiful blob of nothing! Tower Guard: Yeah! Tower Guard: It wants me. It wants me. It loves me... but why is it going away? - Fred Clark (as Tower Guard) in Skidoo (1968)

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Tower Guard: I see the Green Bay Packers... and they're all naked! - Fred Clark (as Tower Guard) in Skidoo (1968)

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God: [smoking marijuana] Mmm, pumpkin! - Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo (1968)

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God: [unbuttons her jacket] Right now, I'd rather be doing what he's doing than what I'm doing. - Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo (1968)

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God: Garbaldo! Garbaldo! What the hell's goin' on up there? Captain Garbaldo: There's a stiff wind from the east, sir. God: I don't care where it's comin' from! Stop it! - Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo (1968)

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God: Why don't I go out, you ask? There are nine guys on my crew. You know what the odds are on one of them trying to bump me off? Darlene Banks: Yeah, nine to one. God: And you think those are good odds, ay? - Groucho Marx (as God) in Skidoo (1968)

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Flo Banks: [singing] Skidoo! Skidoo! Between a one and three, there is a two! - Carol Channing (as Flo Banks) in Skidoo (1968)

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Flo Banks: Listen, "God" sent for your father. Darlene Banks: [wails, horrified, thinking Tony has died] Nooooo! Angie: [a little annoyed] Not THAT God, dope. - Frankie Avalon (as Angie) in Skidoo (1968)

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