Shemp: [hearing a report of Hargan's crime spree on the radio] Hey Moe, why don't we capture Hargan and collect the reward? Then we can pay our bills.
[Shemp taps his temple, smiling]
Moe: Oh, it's as simple as all that. Hargan is gonna walk right in here and let you capture him. You're nuts.

- Moe Howard in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Moe: [Larry accidentally takes a swig of the cleaning fluid he was using, and inadvertently spits it out on the back of Moe's head. Moe walks over and put his left hand on the side of Larry's head] Oh, a funny man.
[slaps him with the right hand]
Moe: What the matter with you?
Larry: [as Moe walks away] What did I do?

- Larry Fine in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Moe: T.H. I wonder what that means.
Shemp: Teddy Hoosevelt?
Moe: You're wrong, quiz kid.
Larry: T.H. T.H. I got it! I got it!
Moe: What?
Larry: Thomas Hedison!
Moe: Why don't you dumbells stop?

- Moe Howard in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

Moe: We're going to be paupers. Paupers!
Shemp: Are you kidding? We're not even married!
Moe: [pokes Shemp in the eyes] Why don't you be quiet. Think!

- Moe Howard in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

[Moe starts to read a letter addressed to them]
Moe: "Gentlemen..."
Shemp: That ain't for us. We're not gentlemen.
Moe: Speak for yourself.
[knocks Shemp in the nose]

- Moe Howard in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

[Shemp accidently hits Moe with a broom]
Shemp: Gee, I'm sorry, Moe.
Moe: Oh, think nothing of it.
Shemp: Gee, thanks, Moe.
Moe: You're welcome.
[grabs the broom and hits Shemp in the head with it]

- Moe Howard in Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)