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Quotes from Send Me No Flowers (1964)

7 quotes
Rock Hudson
Judy: George, remember our first anniversary?
George Kimball: Remember. I made notes!
- Rock Hudson (as George Kimball) in Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Doris Day
Judy: When he tells me he's dying and he doesn't DIE... wouldn't he know that I'd get SUSPICIOUS?
- Doris Day (as Judy) in Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Tony Randall
George Kimball: Egods, you've got cold feet!
Arnold Nash: Complaints, complaints, nothing but complaints! I could do some complaining, too, you know. You ever cut your toenails?
- Tony Randall (as Arnold) in Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Rock Hudson
George Kimball: I'm not her good friend. I'm her husband!
- Rock Hudson (as George Kimball) in Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Tony Randall
George Kimball: When a man's wife thinks he's having an affair, how can he convince her he's not?
Arnold Nash: He can't.
George Kimball: But I'm not having one!
Arnold Nash: Doesn't make any difference.
George Kimball: Isn't a man innocent until proven guilty?
Arnold Nash: Look, you're dealing with your wife. You can forget the Constitution.
- Tony Randall (as Arnold) in Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Hal March
George Kimball: You are a one hundred percent, non-shrinkable, no-money-back, rat fink.
Winston Burr: Yeah, but a bachelor rat fink!
- Hal March (as Winston Burr) in Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Edward Andrews
Dr. Morrissey: Is it a sharp pain, is it a dull pain, or does it grip like a vice
George Kimball: Yes, yes!
Dr. Morrissey: Nonono, pick one!
George Kimball: I guess it's a sharp pain, hurts like the dickens when I press it.
Dr. Morrissey: Then don't press it!
- Edward Andrews (as Dr. Morrissey) in Send Me No Flowers (1964)