Harold Gridley: [Caught in an animal trap and suspended in the air] Get me down! My brain's rushing to my head. - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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Harold Gridley: [whistles, indicating Lala's headdress with a golden spire] This kid's got her own antenna. - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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Harold Gridley: He's gonna sing, folks. Now's the time to go out and get the popcorn. - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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Princess Lala: [showing a portrait of a woman in regal dress] She was my mother, Queen Tama of Vaatu. George Cochran: Hm, beautiful. Princess Lala: [indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt] And he was my father. George Cochran: Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants? - Bing Crosby (as George Cochran) in Road to Bali (1952)

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Princess Lala: Do you always fight over girls? Harold Gridley: Well, what else can we fight over? We've never had any money [Looking straight into the camera] Harold Gridley: That's for Washington! - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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[a female ape has sat on Harold's lap] George Cochran: Oh, buster, I don't like the look in her eye! [the ape swings a paw at George] Harold Gridley: George, get a rock, a club, anything! Kill one of us! - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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[George and Harold are surrounded by beautiful native women. Offstage voice shrieks "A-ough! Oh no!"] George Cochran: What's that? Harold Gridley: Oh, that's Errol Flynn. He can't stand it. - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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[George and Princess Lala pull Harold down] Harold Gridley: This is the sloppiest hanging I ever attended! - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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[Harold has been caught in a tree snare, proving the island is inhabited] George Cochran: I wonder what the locals are like? Princess Lala: I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters! Harold Gridley: I hope they're orange pickers, I want to get out of this tree! George Cochran: Oh, stop squawking, you'll fall off when you're ripe! - Bing Crosby (as George Cochran) in Road to Bali (1952)

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[One of the film's many cameos] Princess Lala: Look! George Cochran: The African Queen! Humphrey Bogart? Harold Gridley: Boy, is he lost! George Cochran: Hey! Hey, Bogie! [All three run toward Bogart] Harold Gridley: Hey, jungle fever! That's what we got. That was just a mirage! George Cochran: Oh yeah? What about this? [Holding up a trophy] George Cochran: Humphrey Bogart's Academy Award! Harold Gridley: An Oscar! Gimme that, you got one. Friends, this is a great occasion, me receiving this Academy Award. And I'd like to say a word... [roar from offstage] George Cochran: Run! Harold Gridley: That's the word! - Bob Hope (as Harold Gridley) in Road to Bali (1952)

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