Joey Evans: Good Morning!
Linda English: What's good about it?
Joey Evans: First hangover? Well, there's a first time for everything.
Linda English: Why do people drink when you feel so awful the morning after?
Joey Evans: Maybe because it feels so good the night before.

- Frank Sinatra in Pal Joey (1957)

Joey Evans: The only thing I'm superstitious about is 13 in a bed.

- Frank Sinatra in Pal Joey (1957)

Linda English: I'm never drinking again.
Joey Evans: First hangover?
Linda English: Why does it feel so bad?
Joey Evans: It only feels so bad in the morning cause it feels so good the night before.

- Frank Sinatra in Pal Joey (1957)

Linda English: My mother always says a lady's a lady wherever she goes
Joey Evans: And a bum's a bum wherever he goes.

- Frank Sinatra in Pal Joey (1957)

Linda English: What did I do last night?
Joey Evans: You kissed me.
Linda English: I wasn't myself.
Joey Evans: Whoever you were, you were great!

- Frank Sinatra in Pal Joey (1957)

Vera Simpson: Me and Joey are the same type of cat, we understand each other.

- Rita Hayworth in Pal Joey (1957)

Vera Simpson: Who's she?
Joey Evans: She's just a mouse.

- Frank Sinatra in Pal Joey (1957)