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Ben:
You was down at the rapids just now, bare beam and buck naked?
Elizabeth: Well, I'm not like to take a bath with my clothes on, Mr. Rumson. Ben: Are you trying to tell me that you was taking a *bath*? Elizabeth: That's right. I was taking a bath. Ben: In the middle of the night? Elizabeth: Mr. Rumson, in a community of 400 men, would you rather I took my bath "bare beam and buck naked" in the middle of the day?
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Jean Seberg
(as Elizabeth)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Elizabeth:
Did you know that the Fenty's had an apple farm back in Pennsylvania?
Ben Rumson: Apple jack, huh? Mr. Fenty: No, sir, we did not make apple jack! Ben Rumson: Then, what did you grow the apples for? Mr. Fenty: Mr. Rumson, do you think that everything that comes out of the earth should be used to make liquor? Ben Rumson: Whenever possible, yes.
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Lee Marvin
(as Ben Rumson)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Elizabeth:
I lived with a man who had two wives. Why can't a woman have two husbands?
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Jean Seberg
(as Elizabeth)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Parson:
[when some travelers have been newly rescued from hunger and cold] Rumson, I am entering your house to pray for the unfortunate victims.
Ben Rumson: Not tonight Parson, these folks have suffered enough. Now why don't you do that outside where God can hear you better, 'cause I'll be talking in here.
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Lee Marvin
(as Ben Rumson)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Horton:
Mr. Rumson, I swore I wouldn't tell anyone. I hope that means except my father and mother.
Ben Rumson: That means especially your father and mother. Horton: But I've never kept anything from them before. Ben Rumson: Well, it's time you started. Because when you do, a whole new world opens up.
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Lee Marvin
(as Ben Rumson)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Mrs. Fenty:
You should read the Bible, Mr. Rumson.
Ben Rumson: I have read the Bible, Mrs. Fenty. Mrs. Fenty: Didn't that discourage you about drinking? Ben Rumson: No, but it sure killed my appetite for readin'!
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Lee Marvin
(as Ben Rumson)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Horace Tabor:
Is it your proposal, Mr. Rumson, that we knock out the stage driver, steal a coach, and kidnap six women?
Ben Rumson: Sounds better every time I hear it.
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Lee Marvin
(as Ben Rumson)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Horace Tabor:
Wait a minute! You can't buy a woman for money.
Mad Jack Duncan: You just try and get one without it.
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Ray Walston
(as Mad Jack Duncan)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Mad Jack Duncan:
All right.
[grabs Jacob Woodling by the beard] Mad Jack Duncan: What about it Mormons? Sarah Woodling: [whispering] Jacob. We need every penny, Jacob. And I can't bear another day of those martyred looks. There. There it is again! Elizabeth: This isn't a martyred look, Sarah. This look is puuuure - hatred. Jacob Woodling: Quiet! Brigham Young has twenty seven wives and he hasn't had half the trouble with them that I've had with the two of you! Elizabeth: Then simplify your life, Jacob. Sell me. Jacob Woodling: But Elizabeth: you don't know what you'll get. Elizabeth: I know what I've had.
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Jean Seberg
(as Elizabeth)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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Mad Jack Duncan:
I don't give a bloody damn how a man prays!
Mad Jack Duncan: There's enough room in hell for all of us!
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Ray Walston
(as Mad Jack Duncan)
in
Paint Your Wagon
(1969)
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