Wally Hogan: [running into Sergeant Danzig] Oh, Arsenic and Old Face.

- Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits (1953)

Wally Hogan: [to Connie] Come out from behind there, Spongecake, and I'll buy you a little drink or a chinchilla coat... something that will cover you from your chin to your chilla.

- Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits (1953)

Wally Hogan: [to Sergeant Danzig] A zebra's covered with stripes too, but underneath he's still a jackass.

- Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits (1953)

Wally Hogan: Connie, it may not show but I'm yellow.
Connie Curtis: It shows.

- Marilyn Maxwell (as Connie Curtis) in Off Limits (1953)

Wally Hogan: When I was born the doctor said, "Boil some water," and I've been in it ever since.

- Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits (1953)

Karl Danzig: Headquarters, federal building.
Wally Hogan: Yes, Lieutenant.
Karl Danzig: CAPTAIN now, Hogan.
Wally Hogan: Captain?
[aside]
Wally Hogan: Who's his agent?

- Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits (1953)

Herbert Tuttle: [after seeing Big 7-foot Sailor] How'd he get in the navy?
Wally Hogan: He must've lied about his height.

- Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits (1953)

Herbert Tuttle: You're Bullet Bradley's manager. I saw the fight on television over at my sister-in-law's. She has a 16-inch screen.
Wally Hogan: Sounds like a grand girl.

- Bob Hope (as Wally Hogan) in Off Limits (1953)