Quotes from My Fair Lady (1964)

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Wilfrid Hyde-White
Colonel Hugh Pickering: Higgins, at a time like this, it's positively indecent that you don't need a glass of port.
- Wilfrid Hyde-White (as Colonel Hugh Pickering) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Stanley Holloway
Colonel Hugh Pickering: I'll have you know, Doolittle, that Mr. Higgins' intentions are entirely honorable!
Alfred P. Doolittle: Oh, 'course they are, guv'nor. If I thought they wasn't, I'd ask fifty.
Professor Henry Higgins: [shocked] You mean to say you'd sell your daughter for fifty pounds?
Colonel Hugh Pickering: Have you NO morals, man?
Alfred P. Doolittle: Nah. Nah, can't afford 'em, guv'nor. Neither could you, if you was as poor as me.
- Stanley Holloway (as Alfred P. Doolittle) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Wilfrid Hyde-White
[repeated line]
Colonel Hugh Pickering: Well, I'm dashed!
- Wilfrid Hyde-White (as Colonel Hugh Pickering) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Audrey Hepburn
Eliza Doolittle: I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did.
- Audrey Hepburn (as Eliza Doolittle) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Audrey Hepburn
Eliza Doolittle: I'm a good girl, I am!
- Audrey Hepburn (as Eliza Doolittle) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Rex Harrison
Professor Henry Higgins: All right, Eliza, say it again.
Eliza Doolittle: The rine in spine sties minely in the pline.
Professor Henry Higgins: [sighs] The *rain* in *Spain* stays *mainly* in the *plain*.
Eliza Doolittle: Didn't ah sy that?
Professor Henry Higgins: No, Eliza, you didn't "sy" that, you didn't even "say" that. Now every night before you get into bed, where you used to say your prayers, I want you to say "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain" fifty times. You'll get much further with the Lord if you learn not to offend His ears.
- Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Rex Harrison
Professor Henry Higgins: By George, Eliza, the streets will be strewn with the bodies of men shooting themselves for your sake before I'm done with you.
- Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Rex Harrison
Professor Henry Higgins: Damn Mrs. Pearce; damn the coffee; and damn you!
- Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Rex Harrison
Professor Henry Higgins: Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?
- Rex Harrison (as Professor Henry Higgins) in My Fair Lady (1964)

Audrey Hepburn
Professor Henry Higgins: Have some chocolates, Eliza.
Eliza Doolittle: [halting, tempted] 'Ow do I know what might be in 'em? I've 'eard o' girls bein' drugged by the likes o' you.
Professor Henry Higgins: [Takes a chocolate and breaks it in half] Pledge of good faith. I'll take one half...
[puts one half into his mouth and bolts it; then pops the other half into Eliza's mouth]
Professor Henry Higgins: And you take the other. You'll have boxes of them, barrels of them. You'll live on them, eh?
Eliza Doolittle: [Eliza chews hesitatingly] I wouldn't've et it, only I'm too ladylike to take it out o' me mouth.
Professor Henry Higgins: Think of it, Eliza. Think of chocolates. And taxis...! And gold! And diamonds!
Eliza Doolittle: Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-oo! I don't want no gold and no diamonds! I'm a good girl, I am!
- Audrey Hepburn (as Eliza Doolittle) in My Fair Lady (1964)

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