Cruikshank: Can I get you a bite of breakfast, governor? Herman: Oh, thank you very much, Cruikshank, eh, but I am not a governor. I never even made Alderman. [chuckles] Herman: I'm a simple man, a man of the people. You may call me: Lord. - Fred Gwynne (as Herman Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Grandpa Munster: Herman, I must ask Freddie where he gets his slime. It looks imported. - Al Lewis (as Grandpa) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Grandpa Munster: Listen, buster, this is modern day England, you can't get away with knocking off Herman! Freddie Munster: But that's what makes the whole thing so delightful, we can! - Terry-Thomas (as Freddie Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Herman: "Car 54, Where Are You?" - when finally discovering the secret of Munster Hall. - Fred Gwynne (as Herman Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Herman: Goodbye Spot, don't eat anybody till we get back! - Fred Gwynne (as Herman Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Eddie Munster: Mom, how come pop inherited an English title? I thought he was made in Germany. Lily Munster: Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left doctor Frankenstein's lab in Germany... Herman: [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That's right, son. Lily Munster: ...and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name. - Yvonne De Carlo (as Lily Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Freddie Munster: [still wondering about the identity of 'The Griffin'] By jove, I've got it! It's Cruikshank's! You know, whenever the Americans make a picture about the British, it's always the butler! - Terry-Thomas (as Freddie Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Freddie Munster: Mumsy, let me do him in, pretty please? Lady Effigie Munster: He shall be done in, but according to the Griffin's prearranged plan. - Hermione Gingold (as Lady Effigie Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Marilyn Munster: Uncle Cavanaugh? I didn't know there were any English Munsters. Grandpa Munster: Marilyn dear, no matter where you go in the world, you can always dig up one of our relatives. - Al Lewis (as Grandpa) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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Lady Effigie Munster: Really children. Last night couldn't have been more badly bungled if I had given it to parliament to do. - Hermione Gingold (as Lady Effigie Munster) in Munster, Go Home (1966)

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