Quotes from Mississippi Hare (1949)

Col. Shuffle: [firing guns wildly] I'm Colonel Shuffle - the rip-roarin'-est, gold-diggin'-est, sharp-shootin'-est, poker-playin'-est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi! Yahoo! Be thar anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be thar?
Bugs: [appearing in the hallway] There be.

- Mel Blanc (as Bugs Bunny / Southern Gentleman / Purser) in Mississippi Hare (1949)

Col. Shuffle: If'n I had four feet and went "hee haw", what would I be?
Bugs: Why, you'd be a jackass.

- Mel Blanc (as Bugs Bunny / Southern Gentleman / Purser) in Mississippi Hare (1949)

Col. Shuffle: Why did you dunk my poor old hide in Old Man River, when I bought a low seat?

- Billy Bletcher (as Col. Shuffle) in Mississippi Hare (1949)

[last lines]
Bugs: Oh, well. We almost had a romantic ending.

- Mel Blanc (as Bugs Bunny / Southern Gentleman / Purser) in Mississippi Hare (1949)