Mrs. Dwight Deacon: Oh, Dwightie, have I kept you waiting?
Dwight Deacon: After twenty years of being married to you, my darling, I aught to be used to waiting.

- Theodore Roberts in Miss Lulu Bett (1921)

Lulu Bett: Now do your own dishes!

- Lois Wilson in Miss Lulu Bett (1921)