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Ratso Rizzo:
You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.
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Dustin Hoffman
(as Ratso)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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Joe Buck:
I like the way I look. Makes me feel good, it does. And women like me, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing I ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for me, that's a really true fact! Ratso, hell! Crazy Annie they had to send her away!
Ratso Rizzo: Then, how come you ain't scored once the whole time you been in New York?
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Dustin Hoffman
(as Ratso)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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Joe Buck:
I only get carsick on boats.
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Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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Joe Buck:
I'm brand, spankin' new in this here town and I was hopin' to get a look at the Statue of Liberty.
Cass: It's up in Central Park, taking a leak. If you hurry, you can catch the supper show.
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Sylvia Miles
(as Cass)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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Joe Buck:
It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady.
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Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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Joe Buck:
John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?
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Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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Joe Buck:
Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!
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Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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Cass:
You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick!
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Sylvia Miles
(as Cass)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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[At the gravesite of his father]
Ratso Rizzo: He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his whole name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, one big lousy "X."
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Dustin Hoffman
(as Ratso)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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[first lines]
Joe Buck: Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.
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Jon Voight
(as Joe Buck)
in
Midnight Cowboy
(1969)
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