Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 67?
Dr. Moe Howard: Under the bed!
Dr. Graves: How did you find that patient in room 73?
Dr. Larry Fine: Up on the chandelier.
Dr. Graves: What did you do for him?
Dr. Curly Howard: Nothing! What'd he ever do for us?

- Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black (1934)

Dr. Moe Howard, Dr. Curly Howard, Dr. Larry Fine: For Duty and Humanity!

- Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black (1934)

Dr. Moe Howard: How is she, doctor?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': A slight hope.
Dr. Curly Howard: That's too bad. What's the matter?
Doctor with 'Tiny Patient': She's in a coma.
Tiny Patient: [sitting up] I am not! I'm in a bed!
[sees the Stooges]
Tiny Patient: Geeze, the joint's haunted
Dr. Moe Howard: How old are you?
Tiny Patient: I'm 35.
Dr. Curly Howard: Na, you couldn't get that fresh in 35 years.

- Moe Howard (as Dr. Moe Howard) in Men in Black (1934)

Tiny Patient: Say, doctor, do you really think I'm gonna get better?
Dr. Moe Howard: I'm very sorry, but I'm afraid you are.
Tiny Patient: Oh, thanks, doctor. You don't know how I really appreciate it.

- Bud Jamison (as Tiny Patient's Doctor) in Men in Black (1934)