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Tim Ryan:
[as he's being operated on] DAMN IT TO BLOODY CONFEDERATE HELL!
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: WHAT? Tim Ryan: Sorry. Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: He's alright, Reverend. He'll live forever and have a hundred children. But if you find that you have a weakness for being shot in that vicinity, I suggest you wear an iron plate in your pants.
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Richard Harris
(as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Tim Ryan:
[observing the body of Sierra Charriba] He looks so small, now.
Maj. Amos Dundee: He was big enough, son.
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Charlton Heston
(as Maj. Amos Charles Dundee)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Sgt. Gomez:
[as the survivor's command emerges from the river] All present and accounted for, sir.
Maj. Amos Dundee: Lieutenant Graham. Lt. Graham: Yes, sir? Maj. Amos Dundee: Column of twos. Lt. Graham: Column of twos! Maj. Amos Dundee: [to Ryan] Play us a tune, son.
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Charlton Heston
(as Maj. Amos Charles Dundee)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Aesop:
[observing the French troops] My outfit could lick those boys - those ones on foot, anyway. With one hand tied behind our backs.
O.W. Hadley: How's that, Aesop? Aesop: They're soft, O.W. - they ain't never been South.
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Brock Peters
(as Aesop)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Aesop:
Sir. I'd like to volunteer, sir. Me and my six coloreds.
Maj. Amos Dundee: I haven't asked for volunteers from the command yet. Aesop: We're the ones doing the asking, sir. Maj. Amos Dundee: Why? Aesop: To fight, sir. We've been standing guard and cleaning stables for nearly two years now. Maj. Amos Dundee: Tomorrow, you ask the officer of the day to see me... you and your six coloreds. Aesop: [salutes Dundee] Thank you, sir.
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Brock Peters
(as Aesop)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Wiley:
[during the fight between Dahlstrom and Benteen] Boy, you sure do kick up a lot of dust with your sermon, Reverend!
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Slim Pickens
(as Wiley)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Wiley:
If you're lookin' for hard-ridin', Injun-fightin' whiskey drinkin' mulepackers, then by *God* you've got one!
Maj. Amos Dundee: What in the hell am I supposed to do with you? Sgt. Gomez: He's the biggest drunk, but the best mule packer in the Territory, sir. Maj. Amos Dundee: What's your name? Wiley: Wiley. Maj. Amos Dundee: All right, Wiley. Make your mark. Wiley: Whiskey? Maj. Amos Dundee: All you can drink... [Wiley signs the contract] Maj. Amos Dundee: ...when you've earned it. Sergeant, take him to a cell and dry him out. [Sergeant Gomez escorts Wiley out of the room] Wiley: Well! I ain't never seen anything like this before!
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Slim Pickens
(as Wiley)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Arthur Hadley:
[Arthur and a few others are bathing in a spring] Come on in, O.W.!
O.W. Hadley: I already took my bath!
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Warren Oates
(as O.W. Hadley)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Arthur Hadley:
[Tyreen and his escaped men are brought back into the fort as Dundee orders the garrison to assemble] They're gonna throw us a party, Captain.
Capt. Benjamin Tyreen: It sure looks like it.
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Richard Harris
(as Capt. Benjamin Tyreen)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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Maj. Amos Dundee:
[after a battle, Dundee comes across Wiley, bleeding from a head wound] Wiley, are you hit?
Wiley: No, sir. My damned mule kicked me.
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Slim Pickens
(as Wiley)
in
Major Dundee
(1965)
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