Jack Houston: You're a sure cure for insomnia, grandma.

- George Raft (as Jack Houston) in Madame Racketeer (1932)

Warden George Waddell: Now, don't take any wooden nickels.
Countess von Claudwig: Ha-ha, what an excruciating sense of humor you have.

- Alison Skipworth (as Countess von Claudwig / Martha Hicks) in Madame Racketeer (1932)

Elmer Hicks: I thought you were dead!
Countess von Claudwig: You mean you hoped I was.

- Alison Skipworth (as Countess von Claudwig / Martha Hicks) in Madame Racketeer (1932)

Countess von Claudwig: I manage to pick up something nice wherever I go.

- Alison Skipworth (as Countess von Claudwig / Martha Hicks) in Madame Racketeer (1932)

Countess von Claudwig: I've got to change my dress.
John Adams: I'm a good hooker-up-the-back.

- J. Farrell MacDonald (as John Adams) in Madame Racketeer (1932)

Countess von Claudwig: Many a famous chambermaid began as an unknown actress.

- Alison Skipworth (as Countess von Claudwig / Martha Hicks) in Madame Racketeer (1932)

Countess von Claudwig: When I regain my health, I shall plan a life of dignity and rectitude.

- Alison Skipworth (as Countess von Claudwig / Martha Hicks) in Madame Racketeer (1932)

Countess von Claudwig: You pick 'em young, don't you?
Jack Houston: They pick me. Why, I'm catnip to the skirts.

- George Raft (as Jack Houston) in Madame Racketeer (1932)